I suck to work with.
Meetings canceled last minute
because of sick kid
Even in summer
seeing doctor biweekly
like fuckin' clockwork
***
Talk invitations
fill me with dread, for ahead
incessant pumping
Husband gets frazzled
Kids fall sick, violently
Show that mom is missed
***
To quit breastfeeding
was my plan. Looking forward
to caffeine, oh joy!
Silly, making plans...
Baby can't have milk or soy
Will breastfeed till death
***
Vacation, three kids
Mom and dad totally pooped
Back to work can't wait
4 comments:
This is possibly the best prophylactic device for women in science that I have ever read. Thank you!
Know the feeling about the vacation. Our last "break" was the hardest the two of us have worked in a long time. Coming back to an office and day care has been a relief.
Yikes about the youngest one's milk situation!
Lol! Good stuff!
I love these haikus!!!!
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